While a girl is giving you head..right as you cum karate chop her in the back of the head then stick your dick in her nose
Guy 1: Dude this girl was giving me head then i totally did the ninja nosejob on her
Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up
Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up
by sandman142 August 17, 2010
Get the Ninja Nosejobmug. remember the time you guys smoked me out when i was watching eclipse with my girlfriend? man that was a pro ninja smokeout
by SirSmokeaLotz December 23, 2010
Get the Ninja Smokeoutmug. To masturbate/fap silently.
Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
by honkthedonk January 17, 2013
Get the ninja fappermug. When you send someone a naked picture of themselves that they don't know you took. Especially useful as a pick-up technique.
"Dude, Anna just sent me a ninja sext!!"
"What do you mean?"
"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"
"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."
"What do you mean?"
"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"
"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."
by Ninjasextmaster69 August 7, 2011
Get the Ninja sextmug. someone who operates a bicycle in dark or low light conditions with no lights or reflectors and usually wearing dark clothing. Ninja cyclists typically ride against traffic and/or on sidewalks in violation of local laws.
(after slamming on brakes) "I didnt even see that ninja cyclist blow that stop sign. I could have hit him"
by Bike Man November 3, 2009
Get the ninja cyclistmug. by xxBA115xFreaKyx June 18, 2010
Get the Ninja Assholemug. 1.Of or relating to a ninja being highly skilled in combat, stealth, and covert actions. Most often known for being stealthy and deadly assassins.
2. The ability to perform duties efficiently and without hesitation to the highest level of perfection without detection
3.An action against a person without the victim knowing what hit them
2. The ability to perform duties efficiently and without hesitation to the highest level of perfection without detection
3.An action against a person without the victim knowing what hit them
by Madnass July 10, 2012
Get the Ninja Stylemug.