gorilla porn

never, ever, search this up. (also, you'll start to sadsturbate when you see how big the gorilla's cock truly is.

John: what the fuck were you doing watching gorilla porn!?

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement June 13, 2017

toaster porn

it means anal. "the longer its in the browner it gets."

i watched some toaster porn last night.

by death0930 June 24, 2016

hipster porn

In the realm of film--specifically, indie film and short film, it refers to anything that is so obnoxiously unique, preachy, or hipster-ish that a hipster would surely have a heart attack or leave a love stain in his/her pants.

"Oh. My. GOD. Have you seen Scott Pilgrim Versus the World? It's the greatest movie ever! Michael Cera is SO cute!"
"Yeah, I saw it. Looks like a bunch of hipster porn to me."

by MistahBanks86 April 10, 2013

fidget porn

The act of employing a fidget spinner during a sexual performance.

Fidget porn has become increasingly popular as interest in these devices has continued to rise.

Hey bro, you mind if I go beat off to some fidget porn?

Fidget porn is way better than midget porn dude!

fidget spinner midget porn

by ImYaBoi July 2, 2017

Behavior Porn

Behavior Porn is any unreasonable behavior you can't stop watching, on reality television or the internet. Behavior porn is behavior that any reasonable person would not want to be caught doing.

For example: I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that woman have a satanic freakout at the drive through when she couldn't get her junk food. That was total behavior porn, I am completely addicted to that video.

by BuffaloBill555 August 22, 2016

Porn Dick

When you masturbate to much and then once you actually start to have sex you cant get hard and dont enjoy it as much

I had the worst porn dick i need to stop whackin it

by ElijahKreindel September 1, 2009

Porn on ice

Incredible idea made up by Ari Gaffen to combine Porn, with ice skating. Should get all credit if it ever becomes a reality.

Man, i really need to see some porn on ice.

by Ari February 10, 2003