Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

Taking a bridge 

the act of suicide, usually a joke.

"I haven't had a piece of strange in three months im thinking about taking a bridge"

Taking a bridge by Mark C. August 28, 2005

Talking talking 

Talking talking is when two people are actually talking with a meaning, or when two people are talking with lust. Most times talking talking occurs between to people in a relationship.

The bf and gf were talking talking to each other over the phone and in the hallways whenever they could.

Talking talking by Swim4143 May 17, 2016

Head Talking 

Females invented the "head talk" ..but it really never became a twissue(twitter issue) until the phrase "headtalking" came about. Back in the day, they use to just say "shut up" but now men are all like "please don't talk my head" ..i mean...both sexes talk heads but...sometimes it's just like "bitch talk to my other head" ...i understand.

This girl on the phone is talking my head.

Please don't talk my head!

Ricky seemed to have majored in head talking.

Head Talking by kizrobot January 3, 2011

taking the hobbits to isengard 

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2

Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

taking the hobbits to isengard by treydawg July 3, 2007

talking salad 

It means to talk incoherently when on something, i.e., alcohol, marijuana, mushrooms, etc...

Are you ok man? It sounds like your talking salad!

talking salad by Don R. December 12, 2004

talking heads 

The best band to ever play music and they supported the use of cocaine. David Byrne is a romantic poet and should become your conscience. Their music is the ultimate aphrodesiac.

"Stop making sense, stop making sense...stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And nothing is better that this
( is it? )"

talking heads by Bubby J December 10, 2004