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sext-wife

A Wife that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person
My sext-wife keeps trying to text me bit doesn't realize that's why I divorced her
by Money bags 97 September 22, 2022
mugGet the sext-wifemug.

Wife beater

A bum that wears Wal-Mart quality tank tops. Hits women and uses them as punching bags. Usually named Ray or Adrian or Chris Brown
by Woman disrespecter April 20, 2018
mugGet the Wife beatermug.

Wife life

_Australian_. _noun_.

A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.
"Omg this dinner you cooked is amazing!", friend will reply "wife life".
by justanotherwanderingsoul July 3, 2020
mugGet the Wife lifemug.

doof wife

A doof wife is a girl who spends many doofs with a boy experiencing life together.

Maybe they have been Married at the doof.

They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)
Oh we’re not actually seeing each other it’s my “doof wife”
by Pacheesecake October 15, 2019
mugGet the doof wifemug.

Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...
Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
mugGet the Wife-sharingmug.

A Batman’s Wife

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.
Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.
by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021
mugGet the A Batman’s Wifemug.

Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}
I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.
by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019
mugGet the Aaron's Wifemug.

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