Magical Fuckery

Seeing Someone so Wasted that they define comprehension or Astound you with their ability to be so Drunk. You can't imagine that that person is so Blotto. Also Similar to Black Magic Fuckery

Person 1: "Did you see her she was so Drunk she slept standing up in the middle of the bar"

Person 2 : That's some magical fuckery

by Tonka Sthal June 6, 2013

magic iguana

magic iguana - A word used as slang for marijuana, it often refers to very strong weed, example "dude, this here is the magic iguana" it can also be used as code when those pesky popo show up, example "dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"

origin ~ Pensby, UK

"dude, this here is the magic iguana"
"dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"
"dude wheres all the magic iguana""dude you got any magic iguana?"
"man i love magic iguana"

by El_smoker March 2, 2014

vanilla magic

A name for a whit boys penis

I'm going to take her back to mine and show her some vanilla magic

by Dicklover💜 January 2, 2015

Magic bedhead

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly

I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead

by Killnarnar February 9, 2015

magic smear

When somebody smears MDMA across both lips without your knowledge or say so.

Dave totally gave me the magic smear when I was out for the count with my eyes rolled back in my skull.

by sharkdogg March 21, 2015

magical grass

Pretty much the way weird people say weed

Tyrone you got the magical grass
Hell ya

by 420tttdyshd June 18, 2015

Magic onion

The act of making people fuck off

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*

by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016