Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

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kentucky thumb

the practice of inserting your thumb into a woman’s rear, just as Kentucky Ballistics did to save his life.

“Hey Josh, did you hear Brandon Herrera gave Megan Fox the Kentucky Thumb last night?”

by Brandon Herrera May 20, 2021

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thumb wrap

To wrap your thumbs around dat fat ass from both sides as to spread the butt cheeks before smashing

DAYUUUUMMM!!! Would love nothing more than to thumb wrap dat fat ass right now!

by Hellllooppooo May 29, 2016

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thumb up

ur absolutely in love w ur ex

Thumb up if u like green eyes tho

by im obsessed w green eyes August 5, 2022

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Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.

The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen

by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012

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Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.

Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"

by aaronpeterson May 22, 2012

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