When someone comments on a facebook post (status) and totally kills it for anyone else wishing to comment or like.
Somone posts about a crazy party they were at the previous night, and one of their friends (often an outcast or parent) posts about how they shouldnt be doing things like that about the totally boring night they had at their house, a total post kill.
by chillwords 356 January 02, 2011
Bruh, we had just done hooking up and then she started talking about her feelings, I was totally post verbal by then. Couldn't say anything meaningful back, just grunted approvingly and fell asleep.
by ludope April 04, 2021
Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?
by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 09, 2014
A cigarette smoking session at a specified spot. Wherever the place is, it is called a post. The people involve in the smoking are having a post, like manning a post for the military, but instead its just simply an individual or a group smoking a cigarette.
John just blew his load, now he is going on a cig post outside the hotel room.
During my break at Aldi i like to do a nice cig post in the parking lot by the trees.
During my break at Aldi i like to do a nice cig post in the parking lot by the trees.
by ballplayer182 March 06, 2022
Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.
Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!
Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!
(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!
(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
by twood August 17, 2007
adj. 1) Used to describe when someones exaggerated stereotypical behavior, that they themselves actually neither are a part of nor actually like/agree with, imitates that of a lifestyle, trend, or social category liked by other people somewhere. 2) This can be when a person is making an attempt to be ironic or to make fun of a specific group, by pretending to be one of them, with out making it obvious to the common passer-by that they do not think what they are listening to, wearing, doing and/or saying, is actually 'cool'.
-Usually done with at least a somewhat malicious intent.
-this is usually used to describe long term behavior.
-this person must actually belong to a different social group than they are post pseudo portraying.
-in some cases this person may have previously been a member of the social group they are now post pseudo'ing, and then went through a period of being over it, before cycling back again with post pseudo intentions.
-if someone post pseudos for too long they are at risk of suddenly or gradually realizing they can no longer tell if whether they think what they're doing is funny or if they genuinely enjoy it.
-people who post pseudo often actually hate everything and everyone.
-Usually done with at least a somewhat malicious intent.
-this is usually used to describe long term behavior.
-this person must actually belong to a different social group than they are post pseudo portraying.
-in some cases this person may have previously been a member of the social group they are now post pseudo'ing, and then went through a period of being over it, before cycling back again with post pseudo intentions.
-if someone post pseudos for too long they are at risk of suddenly or gradually realizing they can no longer tell if whether they think what they're doing is funny or if they genuinely enjoy it.
-people who post pseudo often actually hate everything and everyone.
a gay acting as -> post pseudo straight.
art student -> post pseudo bro.
any non Tumblrific person -> post pseudo seapunk.
'' -> post pseudo kawaii.
hipster -> post pseudo 100 or post pseudo ghetto fab.
african american ->post pseudo neo-Nazi
metropolitan -> post pseudo scenester .
art student -> post pseudo bro.
any non Tumblrific person -> post pseudo seapunk.
'' -> post pseudo kawaii.
hipster -> post pseudo 100 or post pseudo ghetto fab.
african american ->post pseudo neo-Nazi
metropolitan -> post pseudo scenester .
by ModelDeathDive January 23, 2012
A politically correct phrase for “fake news” or “alternative facts”—a hypocrite’s or Pharisee’s word for “bullshit.”
Thanks to their Bullshitter-in-Chief, most morally bankrupt GOP members have been lying comatose on their bed of post truths even before the pandemic struck.
by Fasters May 20, 2022