hoskey status

Having achieved the status of ultimate slut. Being epicly nasty.

You know that girl that slept with 6 guys in one night? Yeah. Hoskey status.

by Blunttrauma1090 January 14, 2011

status wave

A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.

The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.

by rachdc1 January 11, 2011

shotgun status

A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.

A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:

Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!

Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...

by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011

iPod status

When a song is so good that you MUST have it on your iPod through any means necessary. Even actually paying for it. Can be used with other mp3 players, not just iPods.

Ian: Yo dude, this song has such a high iPod status, check it out!
*Whistle for the Choir by Fratellis comes on*
Tyler: Holy shit this song is superspecialawesome.

by Terror Night February 19, 2011

status review

when people review movies in their facebook status

dude: did you see Kick Ass?

friend: no, but i read hella good status reviews...

by chillchic11 May 10, 2010

Pelican Status

State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".

Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!

by medusa002 November 24, 2009

Status Hater

Someone that makes a negative comment on your status, in turn changing the whole tone of the comment and/or thread.

I just had my first defriendcident of the New Year when that status hater decided to act a fool and made a wack comment on my status.

by HBieber January 26, 2011