Egg Shart

An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.

I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!

by grobatron October 12, 2021

Verbal shart

An unintentional offensive comment that is verbalized loud enough for others to hear.

She had a verbal shart at the dinner Table that caused everyone to go silent.

by DE EM/IM June 12, 2020

Shart-Cootery

A small series of hot farts that bubble up through the outer labia.

That was a fine shart-cootery quite a pungent presentation.

by Bslagg June 4, 2022

Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.

I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!

by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021

Shart Queen

The person who goes by the name of Shart Queen is Froggyalli.

Now bow to your queen and pee in the bottle for her.

Oh no! I need to find a bottle fast or the Shart Queen will be angry!

by Eggie Ahoy July 17, 2021

Shart-Up

When one sharts ( sh**s and sneezes) while hiccuping at the same time.

After eating a hearty meal, the man let out a truly loud and nauseating Shart-Up.

by EmperorBethany672 May 25, 2016

Shart Warning

Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).

After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".

by sweet_thang October 4, 2012