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Christmas

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Christmas

Everyday is Christmas with you❤️❤️ I am so thankful I am fortunate enough to experience this love with you.. 16
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 24, 2022
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Black Christmas

When your friends or family give you shitty christmas presents that you will never use or keep.
"Hey!What your girlfriend give you for christmas?"

"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."
by Ime Daman August 5, 2008
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Christmas spirit

A label for the motivation to decorate for Christmas, listen to Christmas music, wear ugly sweaters, and drink eggnog.
The Christmas spirit made me buy fuzzy socks for all my friends.
by KittenKapoodle December 23, 2018
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Christmas virginity

You loose it when you give in to the holiday spirits. It makes one even more innocent if he or she hasn't been exposed to Christmas-esque stuff yet, despite the fact that it's started.
Yesterday I caught myself feeling festive and whistling Jingle Bells. Then it struck me - I lost my Christmas virginity.
by optional jesus November 23, 2011
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Christmas Rapist

someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.

Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
by RiMjOb February 9, 2014
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Christmas Carol

A guide into how to terrorize the top 1% into sharing their wealth.
The top 1% holds far more wealth than bottom 50% combined, we need to summon ghosts of the past, present and future as it is written in the Christmas Carol to scare the shit out of Goldman Sachs so they would give their money back to the community!
by 32121 December 18, 2017
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Christmas Crash

The act of falling asleep abruptly (crashing) on the day of Christmas, usually in the evening. This may be due to a variety of reasons, namely: over eating at the family dinner, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, exhaustion from dealing with family, staying up late on Christmas Eve and waking up early on Christmas (excitement), or just to buy yourself some me time away from the family. The Christmas Crash usually occurs between 8 and 12 hours after waking up on Christmas morning. The slumber may carry over into the night's sleep, causing you to have a disturbed sleeping schedule for a few days.
I think I suffered the Christmas Crash last Christmas...there are pictures of me sleeping on the couch with my stocking in hand while everyone else enjoyed their Christmas.
by christmas crash December 7, 2012
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