Cactus Ass

A really good, genuine, and real person

Man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass

by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019

Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.

Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023

Cactus

when a man gets an erection whilst wearing tight pants. The penis then pulls on the pubes, giving a prickly feeling

person 1: ouch I'm getting a cactus
person 2: oo I hate when that happens

by FunnyGuy69420 November 14, 2019

Cactus

Offers nothing, poisonousness to everyone

Claudia the cactus pricked everyone at pratice

by Tevez1 November 24, 2015

Cactus Cock

When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.

Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.

by Joosy Phroot December 4, 2022

cactus or 🌵

whenever an incident occurs which is weirdly funny you say cactus or use the cactus emoji

person 1: Sarah tripped over the charger yesterday
person 2: "lmao that's cactus or 🌵 "

by newtrendinfo January 16, 2021

Cactus

A penis that is large and red and "pimped up" at the tip, and has pubic hair that is similar to that of 'cactus spikes'.

I saw your grandpa's cactus last night.

Crazy, fuck dawg! That's a big cactus.

by spoezzy March 3, 2024