cactus is a CANADIAN who wont stop saying shit like goodness me gosh almighty amazing oh god oh my goodness and is ANNOYING AS FUCK!!!!! they usually are found moderating animal jam servers and having no life :rofl:
by DEFINITELYNOTMOLDY January 10, 2022
Get the cactusmug. An attractive heterosexual man who straight white women call a twink for some reason. Taken from The Good Place's "Is it actually a cactus?" bit.
by Sex_Addicto February 12, 2025
Get the Cactusmug. by Sugar2 October 16, 2019
Get the Cactusmug. by A cactus January 16, 2024
Get the Cactusmug. Caktus is the one person who will boost your confidence with a million.
She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.
She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.
Damn that's a pretty smile, it looks like Caktus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!
by Robbie Sportacon December 13, 2016
Get the Cactusmug. by Massa'sWife October 19, 2020
Get the Cactus Pickermug. theANGRY eX Lover Whome hATES Your Fucking Guts for cHOSING Her cHOOSEY '$i$tEr; Thee Exxx-Wife whome Took Half of Everything AMAN Earned JUST FOR BEING MARRIED TOO hIS UN-LOVABLE ASSA.; The Big Girl down thee street whome be a No-Fed-Mo-Ped ; A Phenominie found in Nature That Consumes all the good of its Enviroment and Then Wounds Anything that even comes close too it ; Thee Reason of Why Where The Wild Things Aare; .
by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023
Get the Swamp Cactusmug.