chip tax

The legitimate theft of potato chips from one's friends and colleagues. The thief will usually utter the phrase "chip tax" while stealing the chips. Uttering thae phrase "chip tax" while stealing someone's chips gives the thief immunity for the theft. This is a specific variant of yoink and is related to tax (steal sense)

John uttered the magic phrase "chip tax" while stuffing his mouth full of a handful of my chips.

by Msquared March 15, 2003

Stupid tax

"The stupid tax", an additional (and generally avoidable) taxation upon your regular habits.

In gaming terms the "stupid tax" is generally a reference to getting scammed or key-logged by a trojan virus. Often resulting in a lost of several game items or your game account.

: Hey did you hear? Bob got hacked!

::: Nah, he just got key-logged. Probably clicked some fake link in his e-mail and ended up paying the "stupid tax".

by bbr-rrvs July 07, 2010

fanum tax

Looking elegant or majestic AND sexy, literally or imaginatively, when nude; a variation of looking classy in your birthday suit. "Fanum" meaning "phantom", i.e. invisible clothes (naked), + "Tax" meaning "tux/tuxedo". Fanum tax is a connotation of the word "birthday suit", but the terms themselves are not equivalents.

Jamie: Stephanie is so classy and smart.
Arlie: She's always wearing unflattering clothes.
Jessica: But she still looks so good. She's so fanum tax.
Jamie & Arlie: For sure!

by lingolamb October 14, 2023

Ginger Tax

All gingers must pay a tax of three of their own toes (of their choosing) before receiving equal rights as a human being. After tax has been paid in full, their rights will be restored to them, although the "Ginger" label will forever be their burden

She wasn't allowed to use to public restrooms until her Ginger Taxes were paid.

by svpSnipes November 15, 2012

instagram tax

An incentive of a price that stems from something becoming popular on Instagram and therefore becoming more wanted, supply and demand kicking in, and the price rising.

Miha: My bakery's bliss rainbow sour sugar has become really popular on instagram, so I raised the cost.

Lori: Like instagram tax?
Miha: Yeah.

by Yumko July 15, 2018

Hoor-Tax

The (Non existant) Taxing of a woman on the game. Usually used in a derogatory comment towards friends.

Here Sarah, when you were doing your Self Assessments, did you take your Hoor-Tax into consideration?

by Jamie Larkin October 13, 2007

Sister Tax

A percentage of your sisters money paid to you because you have to deal with her.

“Hey sis, I just got a raise!”
“Cool, where’s my sister tax?”

by thesedontmeananything January 10, 2020