Yumko's definitions

instagram tax

An incentive of a price that stems from something becoming popular on Instagram and therefore becoming more wanted, supply and demand kicking in, and the price rising.

Miha: My bakery's bliss rainbow sour sugar has become really popular on instagram, so I raised the cost.

Lori: Like instagram tax?
Miha: Yeah.

by Yumko July 15, 2018

Bitch Slap

A bitch slap is a slap to a cheek with an open hand, held flatly and sometimes with a moderate wind up. It is usually used as a moderately painful, usually being treated immediately with lighter contact, described as "holding your chin".

Remember when Azelia bitch slapped Nayori on Real Snakes?

by Yumko July 15, 2018

Nutcopter

When someone masturbates while spinning around.

At the party, Sammy went with some people and pulled a Nutcopter right in the garage of his least favorite teacher, Ms.Mao. I heard he'd been taking supplements just for it.

by Yumko June 9, 2019

Xer

Sometimes swapped out with Xis, or his/her when the gender of the person/thing in question is found out. Xer is a determiner or pronoun used when the gender of the subject in question is unknown.

Heres a small table for reference

She, Her, Hers.
He, Him, His.
Xhi, Xer, Xers. (Prons. Zee, Zher, Zers.)
Xe, Xim, Xis. (Prons. Zee, Zim, Zis.)

They are gender-neutral pronouns, so use them for new gendered people.

Person 1: I really would like to know what gender that blogger Catorsi's gender, but Xhi (Pron. Zee) even uses gender-neutral pronouns!

Nerd 1: Don't forget Xer voice distortion!

by Yumko July 4, 2018