Crosby sweater

The sexual act of watching a pens game while drinking beer and eating snacks (pretzels,chex mix,pizza) and if Crosby scores or ruins the game you then vomit the tasty mixture onto your partners chest much like the "Crosby sweater" only not as colorful.

Crosby lost the puck and ruined the game so i gave Jeff Reed a Crosby sweater.

by NickiMinaj November 21, 2010

Sweater Weather

Where all the depressed people wear sweaters without getting questioned about the bar codes on their wrist.

Person 1: my favorite time of the year.. sweater weather
Person 2: you’ve been wearing sweaters all year..

by Chichi man November 6, 2020

Sweater Weather

When the Sweater Weather song plays it means the person playing it is bisexual

"I'm f**king bi rat im using sweater weather to come out"

by Jxicey January 25, 2021

Gay Sweater

A Stupid orange and white smelly shirt. It worn by fags and freaks alike.

"Hey have you seen Marvyn. Hes wearing that gay sweater his nan made for him."

by boblover101 May 15, 2009

skin sweater

to be naked. if you're wearing your skin sweater, you aren't wearing anything. same thing as a birthday suit.

jason: so, you took that girl home last night, right?
brandon: yeah, she slipped into her skin sweater in my car.
jason: omg. sweet.

by graciegirlxo August 18, 2009

sweatervest

An article of clothing often worn by rediculously good looking teachers that makes them look even more good looking

Mr. V looks so good in sweatervests, he should wear one everyday.

by anon.. November 3, 2006

Sweater cat

A woman's vagina that is lost in a sea of bush.

Yo, big cat, I took this bitch home last night and her sweater cat attacked me.

by Rick "Prince of Paramus" Ross November 2, 2011