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puss strings

A woman's control over when, where and how sex will be had. Analogous to "purse strings" but pertaining to the pussy.
"Ever since I bought my girl friend something in a little blue box from Tiffany's and she has really loosened the puss strings"

or

"My wife totally tightened the puss strings when she found out I charged a new surfboard for my trip to Fiji."

or

He may wear the pants in the family but his wife still holds the puss strings."
by Frank Gank February 8, 2008
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itchy string

The thread that is always coming off of a shirt. Can be extremely itchy and annoying. If you try to pull it off, it just gets longer.
My stupid itchy string is always touching my lower back and it tickles!!!
by John Mellon Jr. June 18, 2009
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on the strings

When someone or something is in a weak or vulnerable position. Similar to being 'on the ropes', but less extreme
Hey, how well is Alex playing?
Poor - iv'e got him on the strings.
by pipesmcgee March 1, 2017
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My Body is a Shrine

My body is precious and I will treat it as such; I will not defile and destroy it by ingesting alcohol or drugs.
Jack: luv, try this shit. It's the best weed I've ever tried! You'll feel fucking awesome!

Marina: Uh-uh. My body is a shrine!
*Kisses self*
by shoshanabenne January 26, 2014
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Piggin string

A small string used in calf ropin that is primarily 6 feet long and used after a young bull, or calf, is roped with a lariat and is used to tie 3 of teh animals 4 legs together.
You went pretty fast as soon as you dismounted and got out the piggin string!
by Brady T October 14, 2007
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pulled pork string

what you get from jerking off too much.
after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.
by Moral Oral June 9, 2008
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shrink outside the box

1. To lose one's erection immediately after vaginal intercourse in which ejaculation occurs, and the penis is pulled out.

2. To seek sex with partners that fall outside of one's normal sexual partners, as in to "think outside the box."
1. "Wow, I thought I'd never shrink outside the box last night after porking the ole lady. Damn that Cialis"

2. "Man, you really were shrinking outside the box when you hooked up with that field goal post, Frank."
by noumenal December 31, 2008
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