stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.

What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Sexationship

A relationship that's based solely on sex and nothing more.

Bob and I are in a sexationship

by Sex struck July 17, 2018

station patrol

When you walk up and down the station uncomfortable bacause your bus/train takes to long to arrive.

fuck this train is slow, better start a station patrol!

by YOURaverageBOI October 12, 2018

Stationery

Paper-thin rubber.

"I'll pick up the stationery; you get the wine."

by StarvingWolfman March 20, 2019

Station Wagon

A station wagon is somebody who is unique in character and is a level above an "Absolute unit"

Wow Abbie you are such a unit I would consider you a station wagon

by GTO_Mexico February 25, 2020

Station 9

Station Nine is known as the best fire station in the world. We are the best because we know that we will never be perfect, therefore we train, always.

Hey what were your top 3 station picks out of rookie school? Easy, Station 9A, 9B and 9C.

by Axeman51 May 22, 2020

sedation vacation

When you’re having a minor procedure done in the hospital that requires small to moderate amounts of anesthesia that leaves you in a relaxed and twilight like state, usually lasting between 4-12 hours

Nurse: Don’t be nervous we will give you some thing to ease the anxiety throughout the procedure...

Patient: Alrighty then

Nurse: Time for your sedation vacation!

by mandathensome July 2, 2020