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paddle steamer

Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.
Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.
by DrJonas May 20, 2010
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Cincinnati Steamer

When a city road worker shits on your chest, while wareing his orange vest and yellow hard hat, as a homeless guy trys to jerk you off for beer money.
My wife is staying at her sister's this week, I think I'll go to Forth street for a good Cincinnati Steamer ...
by Whiskey Jack February 23, 2018
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Bumpkin steamer

An action by a person giving head while getting shit on. It is a combination of the Cleveland steamer and a bumpkin.
Man that was a good bumpkin steamer last night
by Knights of west Philly August 6, 2009
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Scandinavian Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland steamer, but steamier.

To execute the Scandinavian Steamer, one must pause mid-coitus while having sex in a sauna and take a massive dump on the red hot coals. Bonus points for completing coitus without gagging from the hot steamy poo fumes.
Dude. You don't ever want to go into that sauna again. Walker was plowing this girl on one of the benches and successfully executed the Scandinavian Steamer. Even though the turd in question is completely desiccated, it may stink in there forever.
by Klaus Von Steamerson September 30, 2011
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LBJ STEAMER

When you abandon your loved ones for two men (one has to look like a crack head and the other lets say a wanna be mj) and get together and play with each others shit in hot humid weather just for the fun of it. They eat shit, sniff shit and definately talk shit and it seams not to bother them because they have grown immune to it. They give up on everything they once had for the smell of each others shit and see who can take the biggest shit on there loved ones.
Man do you see them guys? Them traitors they look like they about to engage in a lbj steamer!
by kmp216 July 10, 2010
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Stanley Steamer

A person who eats stinky fishy pussy to get it clean!
Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner.
by 1337 Sauce! February 25, 2009
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Stanley Steamer

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Another name for The Mummy.
Tough on dirt, gentle on 'carpet.'
by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005
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