carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011

idgitory Status

Having the status of being an idgit (idiot)

"Oh my god dad! did you here about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?"
"really? idgitory status."

by theheem April 16, 2019

Shady Status

When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.

Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home

Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!

by KatCard July 29, 2011

Bomb-status

something really coolor someone really hott

-Dude that movie was bomb-status!!!
-That bitch is bomb-status

by carolina_D November 12, 2007

fan status

Fan Status refers to one's dedication to a team or band. It usually means that one is willing to perform oral sex with said team or band but can mean full-on intercourse and or other sexual favors.

Kelly B. achieved full-on fan status on her knees with the lead singer!

by JousterIII May 30, 2021

Status Clown

Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.

Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?

Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?

Person 1: man, he's a status clown.

by dajs90 May 8, 2014

Status Jacker

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.

Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH

by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011