Spangle

(verb)A blumpkin fused with a 69 were the girl is inverted while they undergoing oral sex on a toilet.

Carlos and Tanya spangled in the boys restroom at the club after they had one too many to drink.

by Dr.Papa Smurf April 8, 2010

Casual Stanley

one who feigns casualty when is actually self aware.

Do you think I acted like I was uncomfortable around him because we hooked up?
-No, you were a total casual stanley about it. You were cool as a cucumber.

by srose92 December 17, 2010

strangleable

someone that is easily strangleable or mentaly easy to strangle by the way they at or how fuckin stupid they are

and of a person that is strangleable is George Bush president of our United States

by William Bancroft-Short July 1, 2005

spanglecunt

a word used to describe a person who is famous for being a massive cunt. for example donald trump or katie hopkins.

Did you see the news yesterday?
yeah donald trump is a proper spanglecunt.

by nirvanabananas September 6, 2016

Bear-strangler

noun. A mild term of abuse used to describe a person (of either sex) whose physique, countenance and social skills combine in so terrifying a fashion as to suggest that their only hope of ever gaining sexual satisfaction would be to strangle a bear then rape the corpse.

"Hello" she boomed, in a voice that could easily be heard above the constant bass thump of the nightclub's, frankly illegal, sound system. I took one glance and turned to run. She was a Bear-strangler, and no amount of bronzy glitter tan was going to fool me into becoming her first human victim.

by Kaptin Kornflakes December 12, 2008

Fuzzy Strangle

When a person is giving you head (male, or female) while there sucking on your penis or eating you out, you force there face aggressively into your pubes filling there mouth, or nose with pubic hair so they can't breath for a little bit because there be strangled by your pubes.

Dude, last night i was getting some head, and i decided to give the bitch the Fuzzy Strangle

by xKushMasterx May 17, 2015

shangled

definition for a stronger way of expressing soemthing that is both shagged and mangled

"pauly c you look fokin shangled mate"

" yeah dude i nailed a propper fittie last night but also go lamped by her boyfriend"

by RandomPaul April 18, 2007