squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022

Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...

Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn

by superguitarded May 14, 2020

Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.

Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!

by The rush hour... September 21, 2016

San Franciscan Squeeze

A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.

Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.

by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021

Squeeze

To pop a spot.

Andy had to give his spots a real tight squeeze for them to pop.

by PapsMcKeys November 29, 2016

Vegan Squeeze

The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.

It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!

by ApricotFields February 12, 2022