Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013

Squat Cobbler

When a man/woman sits on a pie and wiggles their buttox for the enjoyment of others.

Lacie really enjoys when Matt performs his signature squat cobbler. Her favorite involves a cream pie

by skater271 August 29, 2016

squat cobbler

It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".

Jimmy hid his squat cobbler videos in his secret compartment.

by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016

Pilgrim Squatting

Using the bathroom in an old fashioned manner, specifically without a cellphone, tablet, or other electronic device as a means of entertainment.

"My phone and tablet are both out of batteries, and my gameboy is out of batteries. Time to do some pilgrim squatting."

by I Disch Splitfire July 27, 2016

jumby half-squat

a young white Labrador retriever.

I just bought a new jumby half-squat.

by hdawg028 January 4, 2010

squat cobbler

A fetish act involving a nude male squatting into a pie with genitalia and anus, at which point a wiggle is performed.

The art patron paid for videos of a squat cobbler.

by bettercall August 23, 2016

squat cobbler

A type of art form that involves a fully clothed person sitting in pies. The performer is also known to cry during the performance.

Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.

Jimmy: Mr Daniel Wormald was known for his squat cobbler.

by IJustWatchedThis September 3, 2016