Squatting

The act of sitting on ones face for sexual pleasure

last night was hot! She was squatting on my face and it was amazing

by Jmar90266 January 10, 2019

Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.

'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'

by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018

Dumpster-squats

Is when you do squats (kegels) because of entering and exiting said dumpsters.

When jumping in and out of dumpsters(dumpster-squats)

by Dumpster-squats September 7, 2018

cranberry squat

When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.

'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'

by TheNooter69 September 16, 2018

Squat

squat
noun
A small group of females with a common goal typically of bad intent.
"That squat is going to go get drunk and whore around"

synonyms: group, gang, band, body, crew, team, mob, crowd, outfit, force
"Those s"

synonyms: detachment, detail, platoon, battery, troop, patrol, squadron, cadre, commando

The squat in congress has four American hating members

by REOCON July 17, 2019

stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.

It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Squat

Squat is this...crouch? That slavs do examples squat dance or squat kick

Look at this gopnik squating

by Le cyka_blyat December 20, 2019