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judo squat

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring
person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
by come hawk March 20, 2024
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Squat-Fuck

"I don't give a fuck if you're on your last warning, gimme a 20% goodwill discount or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, you miserable little Squat-Fuck"
by Smear test August 23, 2017
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Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.
I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.
by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012
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Squatted truck

A vehicle that’s front end is lifted much higher in the front than the back. Always driven by teenage broccoli haired kids, that are in denial about their sexuality, and have a burning urge to put male genitalia in their mouth.
Woah Brayden, check out that squatted truck! Yo Jackson, we finna slide down to tha squatted truck meet and cruise for dudes!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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Playlist squatting

Playlist squatting is when users on YouTube duplicate existing playlists and deceptively insert their own unrelated videos to gain views on them.
I was just jamming to the latest Drake album, but thanks to playlist squatting, I ended up on a fuckin' hour-long Bitcoin lecture.
by watchbezel January 9, 2025
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Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed
Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!
by dixter's September 30, 2013
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Squat Cobbler

When a man/woman sits on a pie and wiggles their buttox for the enjoyment of others.
Lacie really enjoys when Matt performs his signature squat cobbler. Her favorite involves a cream pie
by skater271 August 29, 2016
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