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pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.
Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*
by NotCoco August 2, 2022
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penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory
I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them
by Kutsuba November 21, 2022
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Poop-Splatter-Rama

Poop-Splatter-Rama is when you poop on your hand in the bathroom and then having someone turn around getting smacked in the face with the poop getting tricked. Finally, charging at them, knocking them down, and licking the poop off of their face enjoying it.
I tried to do Poop-Splatter-Rama, but I failed miserably and instead I got poop on my face!
by Secret Person 2007 February 9, 2023
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Luxury Splitter

Did you hear about Dave when he was touring with that band? He nearly got kicked off the tour for having a luxury splitter with the lighting guy a local rigger in the singer's dressing room!
by Wonderhill March 19, 2023
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Smut Slutter

Noun. Someone that smuts up the bowl with a lighter. Adverb ...
Damn Laura, why don't you use a torch your smutting up the bowl. You smut slutter
by Bromandude75 March 26, 2023
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Kentucky Splatter

When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that
by MexicanBoi13 April 17, 2023
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Cherry splatter

When you take a used tampon freeze it and then proceed to use it as a dildo
Hey Jessica do you want to cherry splatter tonight
by MCCherrybomb May 17, 2023
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