spartan117

Geek. Super Geek

Spartan117 is a geek and proud of it.

by UK Strikes Again May 12, 2003

Spart

A difficult, and extremely dangerous manoever. It is where an individual simultaneously Spews and Farts.
It can be improved by drinking copious quantities of Guinness and raw eggs.

Wow, after all of that egg-nog and Guinness, no wonder Michael Barrymore Sparted

by Shit-Legs January 15, 2011

Sparta Kick

A type of kick based off the movie 300. when someone comes up from you behind and kicks you in the ass hard, screaming

"FOR SPARTA!!"
or
"THIS.IS.SPARTA!!!"

generally painful, but fun to do.

girl- man james just sparta kicked me
boy- hows your ass?

by k1ssmeelectric December 20, 2007

spartan laser

its where you fuck a chick so hard she starts bleeding through her vaginal cavity and it starts streaming up your peehole and then you cum blood all over her face

hey lets role play halo im going to shoot you with my spartan laser

by shademouse August 10, 2009

slarty

To be the fastest bart around (from the hitch hikers guide)

Mike truely is the most slarty of us all

by the slart man February 5, 2009

sparticus

It is me...

Evan is sparticus

by Sparticus and Wild Bill March 2, 2004

splat

Worst degree of bathroom emergencies. Bowel movements in the form of windex spray. Also referred to as reverse regurgitation.

Oh no, I just splat in my hall way!

by BDE specialist May 16, 2014