The act of being annoyed with someone through a social network and deciding to "virtually spit" on them, without the disgusting nature of the act in real life.
"Dude, Mike was totally being a douche on Facebook, so I just spit on him"
"You spit on him?"
"Yes, virtual spit, it's the latest craze. The kids are hopping and popping on their computers, ejecting disgusting virtual spit out of their virtual mouths"
"It's like a poke, but with hostility. I have waited all my life for this."
Just learning about the concept of virtual spit drives people to end war and in exchange for the less destructive virtual spitting.
"You spit on him?"
"Yes, virtual spit, it's the latest craze. The kids are hopping and popping on their computers, ejecting disgusting virtual spit out of their virtual mouths"
"It's like a poke, but with hostility. I have waited all my life for this."
Just learning about the concept of virtual spit drives people to end war and in exchange for the less destructive virtual spitting.
by Bramford August 26, 2010
Get the Virtual Spitmug. The act of gobbing in your hand and rubbing it on the pus. Usually as lubrication to aid penile transit into the vag, however may also be done simply for bant.
Many recipients of 'the shine' are unimpressed and it should only be used in exceptional circumstances.
Many recipients of 'the shine' are unimpressed and it should only be used in exceptional circumstances.
'She was a bit dry last night when I went to go in, had to give her some of the old spit and shine didn't I!'
by Alex Kellett January 18, 2018
Get the Spit and Shinemug. The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva;
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.
"So what did you guys do last night?"
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."
by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022
Get the Spit shinedmug. A sheerness based 'porno grind' band, with tracks on several underground compilations, and several E.Ps, such as.. 'wanking over shit' , 'sluts and whores' , and 'i like porn'.
There is also a single, 'sodomize me'. which fts remix versions of the track by bands such as 'bum sick' and 'muk'.
There is also a single, 'sodomize me'. which fts remix versions of the track by bands such as 'bum sick' and 'muk'.
by CEZ SxSx November 18, 2010
Get the sphinkta spitmug. This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.
by Geniusfromabove February 19, 2009
Get the spit-teasermug. by Alex_F September 23, 2008
Get the hooker spitmug. To cum in someones ass, then suck out the cum from the ass-hole, spit it in a cup and serve it to your mother or father
by indian whore November 5, 2007
Get the greek spitmug.