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Spaghetti and Meatballs

When the girl is on her period, the guy dips his balls into her blood. He then places them onto the top of her head. If the girl has blonde hair, it is regular pasta with meatballs. If she has brown hair, it is whole wheat pasta.
Guy and girl having fun in the bed while thinking about spaghetti and meatballs!
by Brian M. M. December 9, 2008
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Spaghetti Junction

The congested intersection of state highway 1 and state highway 16 in Central Auckland, New Zealand
We gotta get to the airport but we should leave 2 hours early cos we gotta drive through Spaghetti junction
by Bob terwilliger February 17, 2005
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spaghettios

to blow smoke rings out of a vagina during menstruation, using Kegel's exercises.
Becky blew spaghettios out of her bloody vagina to impress her potential boss, aka pimp.
by spuncealoo July 12, 2010
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red spaghetti

Name given when a woman's period blood has wet/dried on her pubic hair making it look like red spaghetti.
When I went down there... All I saw was a handful of red spaghetti !
by PlaceboZA October 19, 2015
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Upsetti Spaghetti

When a lawyer gets upset about a joke written about her and a briefcase full of spaghetti.
Joke: I'll use my legal expertise! *Alicia trips and dumps spaghetti out of her briefcase.*
Alicia: this is racist
Everyone: uh-oh, Alicia is upsetti spaghetti
by ChihuahuaTeeth August 21, 2022
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nick's spaghetti

Nick's spaghetti: Dude, i bet you don't even know my middle name.
Kool Kid Kris: Yeah i do, it's "piece of shit".
by GodNicksSuchAPieceOfShit December 14, 2008
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Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese

A Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says that he doesn't represent family acts, "They're a little too cute." The mother interrupts the agent, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you will want to represent us." The talent agent pauses for a moment and then says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese!"
by A Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012
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