Shagger

(n) a general dick-wad who has several hook up options, but fails to make a move on any of them.

(n) someone destined to be a 40-year old virgin.

chick 1: omg who is that? id totallllly fuck his brains out
chick 2: naww hes a total shagger.

chick 1: damn! and he had so much potential...

by secretzz May 2, 2010

Spadger

An abbreviation of Spastic Badger, an insult used to describe someone who is being a twat.

Can be shortened to Spadge

'I can't believe you lit your joint back to front you total Spadger'

'Why would you vote for brexit you fucking spadge?'

by theironic0 June 6, 2018

sheep shagger

A sheep shagger is a kiwi (new zealander), who for some starnge reason thinks that his scummy nation and is worth mentioning in the same sentence as Australia. They believe that they are better than Australians, one of their biggest mistakes. As an example Kiwis think that there country is wealthier than Australia, when infact Australia's economy dwarves that of theirs. As the name sheep shagger suggests, they are overly friendly with sheep, and is uncommon to find a male kiwi without one in his bedroom. Their low IQ prevents them from recognising Australians as their superiors, and is therefore a right of every Australian, or infact most other nations to beat up on a kiwi whenever seen. A sheep shagger will have a weird pride of its filthy homeland of New Zealand, and believe that their Rugby team is far suiperior to that of Australia's, when infact they can only beat Australia at the game when Australia is rebuilding its side.

Sheep Shagger kiwi: Oi I cannot find me sheep!
Aussie: *Whilst hiding the poor sheep*: Oh dear, I cannot for the life of me seem to find it

by Pink Merkin January 11, 2009

Shaggers

The slightly longer hairs that stick out of an otherwise perfectly sculpted beard that make it look shaggy

Hey man, rockin' beard, looks like you got a couple shaggers though

by mustangjoe August 13, 2007

swagger

to walk in a proud way, considering others inferior.

Note:- Swagger is verb as well as a noun

After the king had defeated his rival, he swaggered into his rival's court.

He is moving with a swagger.

by English_dictionary January 5, 2013

Snagger

a word describing someone in a group (or group of people) who take(s) action to ensure the progression of sustainability issues in their neighbourhood(s) up the agenda of a local authority.

Campaigners from a local snag were once again protesting outside City Hall today. The snaggers were demanding city leaders grant greater access to quality organic food growing land in their neighbourhoods.

by timmymahatma June 19, 2009

swagger surfin

when you go around looking for someone elses, syle, flow, lyrics, ideas and then try to pass them off as your own.

I saw a guy at the club swagger surfin. once he found a guy he swagger jacked him.

by kipjones April 15, 2009