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Soft Job

When a woman lays down on her back with her head hanging over the edge and a man rests his flaccid penis in her mouth as she tongues very fast. The soft job always preceeds a regular blowjob.
My penis was dangling in her mouth the other day and i got the best soft job.
by DrBlazeD May 11, 2010
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Soft serve

-The act of losing an erection, with a girl with a ginormous ass.

-PJ
Come on Lemming I didn't order soft serve!
by Erock November 12, 2004
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Soft sex

Soft sex is when you have sex on your own, or with a partner, in the company of one or more others, with physical contact occurring only with the consent of everyone in the room. In this context, the definition of sex is very broad and includes kissing, cuddling, erotic touch, watching porn together, watching others have sex, masturbation, manual sex, oral sex, bukkake and sexual intercourse. Soft swinging is an example of soft sex.
Sarah: Wanna come home for soft sex with me and Dan?
Kate: Yeah, I'll watch you both and maybe kiss you if I'm in the mood, but I'm not up for fucking Dan.
by Jack Wild March 1, 2009
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Soft Whore

A whore who acts to be kind hearted. Also can just mean a whore. Also a slut. Sometimes is confused with Saw 4 but has no relationship.
Dave is such a soft whore when he tries to pick up hana!
by Soft Whore March 31, 2009
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soft lips

the most amazing characteristic you could have.
usually refers to a pocket sized boy.
hey brian i hear your good with them soft lips!
by asdfghjklbrian; May 29, 2011
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Soft-Serve

Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.
I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth
by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019
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Soft shit

"dont be on that soft shit"
by ilovecock6996 May 24, 2018
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