dick smuggler

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.

You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!

by Silence March 28, 2003

Sluggy Freelance

One of the best comics on the planet, written by Pete Abrams. It started in 1997 and has not missed a day ever since. It falls into no specific genre, but covers humor, sci-fi, horror, parodies, drama, a little romance and everything in between.

There are pirates, ghosts, nerds, aliens, laser canons, mad scientists, homicidal rabbits, ferrets, assassins, ninjas, demons, satan-spawn kittens, and is pretty entertaining to boot.

It can be located at www.sluggy.com. Just use the convinient little drop-down bar and enjoy from the beginning, middle, or just jump in at the present- though I wouldn't reccommend it; there are many things that require background information... besides, it's just more fun to read from the beginning!

You can also purchase things to do with the comic or a subscription as a defender of the Nifty to access extra stuff. Enjoy!

Me: Oh no! I'm reading Sluggy Freelance and Aylee has transformed into a potato-eating dragon that releases EMP's and she accidentaly erased all of Bun Bun's Baywatch tapes! Now Torg, Riff, Zoe, Aylee, and Kiki are all on the run and now Torg, Zoe, and a bunch of Zoe's college friends have run into Satan-spawn kittens in a little town in the middle of nowhere and it doesn't things don't look good for them!
Innocent Bystander: o_O ...ooookay then.

by Nifty Chick May 25, 2009

Grape-Smugglers

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

by THOR October 15, 2004

snuggle

Like cuddling. Kind of a hug, but while lying down and 2 people facing the same way.

I was feeling bad, so I snuggled with david.

by ninjagirl12 January 12, 2012

snuggy

Term of endearment for an extremely cuddly significant other.

I can't wait to come home so I can snuggle my snuggy in bed.

by Maurice D March 26, 2011

snuggle puffin'

the act of simultaneously snuggling and puffin' on God's finest with your equally stoned significant other.

The two nympho's couldn't keep their hands off each other or the weed. They were in snuggle puffin' heaven.

by L&D May 4, 2008

mr. rainbow snugglebottoms

an amazing duck that roars like a lion.

brings happiness to everyone that comes accross is.

if only i could have mr. rainbow snugglebottoms, i would be happy forever.

by you.know. March 11, 2009