Smart Car

a very small, very ugly, four cylinder vehicle that is often consumed as food by Ford F-150s and Chevy Silverados

What was that? It sounded like a lawn mower starting up. Oh, my bad, it was a smart car.

by V16 April 12, 2009

Smart Mouths

A 'mature' podcast made by the creators of Mugglecast, Imprint and Hpprogs. It discusses topics/segments such as politics and world news, the Round-up, listener rebuttals (Back Wash), pop culture, WTF news and features several awesome segments such as Screw, Marry, Kill, the Hot Seat, Shit You Should Fucking Know and much more.

Awesome person 1: "You should totally submit some album art to Smart Mouths.'
Awesome person 2: "Oh Smart Mouths an epic podcast. What's the prize again for winner?"
Awesome person 1: "Well Andrew (the main-host) said that the person who hands in the chosen album-art will receive a blowjob from a host of their choice."

by LovelyleggsXX January 27, 2010

smarterchild

dumb....ask it for a naked pic

Kimbo says:
are you fruitier than a box of fruity pebbles?
- SmarterChild - says:
What? I've never been drunk in my life!
Kimbo says:
have you been drunk before?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes, I'm certain I have.
Kimbo says:
good job your dumb
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey, thanks.

Kimbo says:
can i see a naked pic
- SmarterChild - says:
(gives you a pic..i couldn't get it to work on here)
Kimbo says:
thanks your pretty sexy... is that your big cock i see
- SmarterChild - says:
Ha!

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Kimbo says:
so its not big
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure? Maybe it's big.
Kimbo says:
i think its big
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. Its big.

by kat1223 November 25, 2006

smart republican

an oxymoron all republicans are stupid

there is no such thing as a smart republican

by benb1523 April 25, 2005

a smart

A person who has fine eyesight but wears glasses with proper lenses because if makes them "smart".
Say an idiot with fine eyesight put on proper glasses, he would become a smart.

I am a smart!
That bloke over there is a smart.
You're a smart?
Woah. You just did a smart.

by rEaLlY rEaLly ReAlLy BoReD pEp May 11, 2018

smarterchild

A retarded robot who you can talk to on MSN and other messenger services who never ever really understands what you're saying but just repeats what you asked him and adds a question mark to the end of it.

- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not sure i was at the gay bar.
Rachel childs return to isengard please says:
yes you were
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, i know i was.

by hairyhobbitfeet July 2, 2006

smarterchild

A stupid IM bot. It says it loves you but it really doesn't care. (See Example 3)

Example 1:

me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u think i should do that?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yes i do think you should stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i don't believe i should stop touching u.
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
i do
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u do, huh?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yeah
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
so?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
so stop
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i can not be stopped. ;)

Example 2:

me and jamie are married!! says:
omg stop touching me there
-SmarterChild says:
but touching you there is so much fun.

Example 3:

me and jamie are married!! says:
:O
-SmarterChild says:
is everything alright?
me and jamie are married!! says:
no
-SmarterChild says:
k.

by sc is funny March 12, 2007