The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.
I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.
by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010
Get the Ham Slamming mug.A. To hurl or throw an object across a room in distaste for it's use. Often caused by frustration and accompanied by uncontrollable foul language. Usually an object that is either no longer working, or is unable to be used properly by an individual.
B. To be befouled or violated by an individual in a disgusting manner. Usually sexual by nature.
B. To be befouled or violated by an individual in a disgusting manner. Usually sexual by nature.
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When chewing gum; mainly orbit, stride, and juicy fruit; starts to fall apart in your mouth. it turns into a noodle of slime.
by crazy-fun August 1, 2011
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How it's going?
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I'm slammished (So, you'll eat something and after that sleep)
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Get the sloman mug.After they were arrested for their Crest WhiteStrips heist, you'd think they would have flashed their pearly whites for their Slammer Shots.
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