Simp

Short for simpleton, an idiot.

"If you think 'simp' is an acronym, you're a simp."

by Gunsl1ng3r Th1rt3en October 21, 2020

Simp

@carteredelson on instagram

Me: Hey did you hear that Carter is a simp.
Them: Ya he’s the definition of one.

by autism4206911 March 17, 2020

Simp

someone who gives redundant and over-the-top attention to women that are of far less value than the attention or praise given.

“You Know that guy Exploding Arab? Yea that guy is a mega simp”

by Mr. Click-clack-Ba March 20, 2020

simp

Guan

Guan is a simp

by guanlovesjosiemorethanshedoes March 3, 2020

simp

v. to obsess over a person or a thing, especially a celebrity or romantic interest
n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone

"Yunley was simping over Shrimasimpa to the point where he let thousands of people die for her, even though her death could have saved them all."

"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."

by eyelidlash August 9, 2021

Simp

A virgin who would do anything to have the recognition of a female even if it means leaving his mates behind and backstabbing his friends. In most cases he will be considered as a slave by his partner and won’t do anything about it.

1: Aye bruh look at this cunt Eloi tryna get some pussy
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.

by bruh_lifecrazy February 18, 2020

Simping

A dark force tactic used by darth sidious to lure lost souls to the dark side during the clone wars

Darth sidious used the force to make Jaden begin simping

by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020