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Firstly, Simone is also a dude's name and he will get very pissed if you mispronounce it, correcting you nonstop. Secondly, is a HUGE capitalist and thinks he's the best DJ to have ever breathed on this planet. He's ayt tho (for a capitalist) :)
Sean: yo that dude Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") is so cool
Sophie: he's a capitalist though
by EmoLife March 30, 2019
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Background: Used be Barry on various occasions, meaning to be involved in, and or associated with the insertion of a....................flogan into a.................bocker
What boy?? you wanna shoot that timothy thru my simon??? well alright, thats just fine. Don't forget the dvd player! and the Avril lavigne Stencil Set.... Raspberry heaven? the sweet sensation of wheat.
by Barry August 10, 2004
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Simone

A girl who is kind and cute. She is supportive and chases after her dreams. But be aware, she is a whiny baby that constantly needs some sort of attention. Call her in the morning! :)
Example: "HELP HELP, I HAVE A RASH FROM TUMERIC" (Simone). Me: OOOHHH MY GOOOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
by BeckhamSalinger September 12, 2020
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I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
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Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
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Simone

Beautiful, kind and caring. With a big bunda 👀
Yoo big batty simone
by Slang king October 5, 2021
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Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.
Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?
by Erica💐 June 5, 2017
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