Simmer

The combination of a simp and a boomer, usually used to describe a teacher who gives bad grades depending on someones artistic skills and not they're research skills.

Random Guy: "Hey our English teacher is such a simmer"
Random Guy's Friend: "I know right they're so annoying, I will never get a good grade in the class."

by fistopayrespects December 8, 2020

sammybear

someone who gets into trouble but mostly by accident. sammybear is the devil incarnate but she pretends to be sweet.

woah, is that sammybear raiding a shop?
look! the hungarians are after sammybear!

by cokemeup February 23, 2022

shit shimmy

When you shimmy your hips in circular type motion while on the toilet in an effort to cause your poo to coil up in the toilet.

Zack took such a huge crap this morning that he had to do the shit shimmy so it didn't lift him off the toilet.

by Tittsmcgee November 11, 2017

Comfy Shimmy

When you get into bed, and it is so outrageously comfortable that you cant help but do a little celebration wiggle.

The new mattress and blanket combination will make you do the comfy shimmy.

by Mack Danger Daddy July 24, 2019

simmel

An asian penis

That asian guy's simmel is massive in porportion to the rest of his body.

by plug19197 June 22, 2009

Hot Sammy

The act of deficating on one's chest. Obviously a sibling to the Hot Carl and the Hot Sally.

Travis- "Can I give you a Hot Sammy?"
Debra- "I would love if you shit on my chest! Do it."

by Chesterthemelester September 29, 2009

Simm

A pimp that goes to Aquinas

by Simm October 26, 2003