ghost shrimp 

A small female woman that has the right connections in life she becomes transparent. Like anything she does is perfectly good. No consequences.

I'm the ghost shrimp, I just blend in.

ghost shrimp by Koleybear96 January 13, 2023

Boney Walnut Shrimp 

The act of bending your girl over and nailing her from behind as she tries to eat Honey Walnut Shrimp from Panda Express.

Damn, Stephanie made a huge mess on the bed when I boney walnut shrimped her last night.

Boney Walnut Shrimp by 6fa6e8dd24a387 February 9, 2020

Bang, bang, chicken & shrimp 

Equivalent to, "great news", "hell yeah", "fuck yeah".

Statement, "I just closed the deal."

Statement, "You play the new Doom? Badass, right? "

Response, "Bang, bang, chicken & shrimp"

Bang, bang, chicken & shrimp by JTM24 July 4, 2021

Simp Shrimp 

When you simp for a girl so much that you turn into a shrimp.

Man, Thomas has become such a Simp Shrimp.
I simped so much form that girl, i feel shrimpy.

Simp Shrimp by TheFunnyGamer March 3, 2021

crispy salty shrimp

Perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. Available at the world-famous Grand Chau Chow, located in the heart of Chinatown in Boston, MA. I believe the name says it all. Featured dish amongst the chef's recommendations for obvious reasons. Retails for $12.95. Only $11.95 if you don't remind removing the shell yourself.

Waiter: What can I get you guy?
Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)

crispy salty shrimp by Steven the Rat May 21, 2006

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Las Vegas Shrimp Cocktail 

when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out.

My boy Dale a sick fuck on the weekends he hunts down bitches so he can pull off a las vegas shrimp cocktail.

Las Vegas Shrimp Cocktail by Lunchbaca October 29, 2006