The insane spasm-like dance performed when one realises they have just walked through an unexpected spiderweb
You should of seen her when she walked through that spiderweb, she went into arachnaphylactic shock I tell ya!
by Tattoo-Dan April 23, 2011
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An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.
Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?
Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014
Get the Gay-Shock mug.The time when something shocking happens...something that could change your perspective and/or ruin your life!
by Sizzllee January 24, 2009
Get the 9' O Shock mug.A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.
Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.
by Noah March 24, 2004
Get the shock cock mug.Two Fingers in the "GY-NA" annd one in the "pooper" as a sexual act. Usually preformed on a girl that dioesnt see it coming.
TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!
"Ben Stone gave TWO TONZ O FUN a Big Shocker to match her big gut and big ass" TWO TONZ O FUN SAID, "DAMN! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING"
"Ben Stone gave TWO TONZ O FUN a Big Shocker to match her big gut and big ass" TWO TONZ O FUN SAID, "DAMN! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING"
by Ben Stone, Elbow Room, Nebraska May 7, 2004
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by Tomas Paul October 1, 2008
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