Shirotard

Narrow-minded or undeveloped, person who is a retarded loser.

"Don't be a shirotard you shirotard!"

by Slumped2G August 11, 2023

Jagging shirt

a shirt that is worn when an individual is out to score some bitches

YO DUDE!I like your totally rad Jagging Shirt.you must be out to score some super hot bitches!

by thepeej January 13, 2009

Lady Shirt Cocker

Just like a shirt cocker, but a lady!

She was the Lady Shirt Cocker at our Burning Man camp.

by bettysaidwot February 25, 2009

b-shirt

A t-shirt you get free when every you buy a case of beer. Usually given away as a promotion.

Frat Guy One: Hey, did you get the beer?
Frat Guy Two: Yah, and a free b-shirt to go with it.

by ThePsychoMachine March 4, 2009

dessert shirt

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.

OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.

by kari1981 January 5, 2011

Elmo shirt

Katy Perrys tits on SNL

Guy 1: Dude, come at look at this elmo shirt Katy Perry is wearing on SNL!

Guy 2: Excuse me while I go masturbate

by magoo112 September 29, 2010

T-shirt Training

T-shirt training refers to going to the gym with the sole purpose of gettin' buff for da ladiezzzzz. Often performed before a big night out in order to look fresh, a t-shirt training session involves doing bench press, biceps curls and tricep extensions in order to get PUMPED!!!!!!! Although such a routine will leave you with a disproportionate upper body half, this is not an issue as massive 'guns' are DENCHHHHH!!!!

It is a well know fact that if you perform a big t-shirt sesh before a night out, you are 99.99% more likely to get laid.

"Yo playa, you gonna put in a t-shirt training sesh before going out tonight?"

"You know it brother gotta stay fresh for ma bitches. LEAVE IT YEAH!!!"

by Ali A-H October 21, 2012