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Shade

The President threw shade all over his Central American policies today"
by Fluffy Bert April 2, 2019
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Shade account

When someone makes an insta account sorta like a spam account but way more personal. Use names instead of "they" and post depressing things about their life!
"Did you see Julia's shade account? It's messy" 🐸☕
by Red headed step child November 15, 2017
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Shades

Commonly used in Cork in Ireland, mostly by the youth of Ireland another word for the police
Eric: Here bai pass me the joint
Conan: not a bother bud
Eric: FUCK SHADES SKETCH!!
by anonymous November 28, 2017
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Shade

?I always get shade from that store
I always get shade from the cops
by anonymous May 5, 2022
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You got some shade going on

Calling someone out when they are acting suspicious, especially when they are doing something inappropriate, unethical or even criminal.
"I was willing to overlook some of questionable things you were doing until you asked me for money...You got some shade going on."
by RoseRBlak13 October 7, 2021
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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment
*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"
by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015
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