schalke

Schalke is a german soccerteam founded in 1904.

Schalke won their last two games

by AnBear February 7, 2017

minge seal

allternative term for vaginal juices left on ones lips after performing cunnilingus

wipe that minge seal off your lips before you kiss me

by duff miver January 28, 2006

The Seal

A mouth to mouth seal that must be created when kissing in public to ensure the comfort of any who may witness the kiss, particularly involving hiding the tongue contact.

Yuck, those people just broke the seal!

by Bevan McBevan October 16, 2010

our lips are sealed

the song used at the eisenhower variety show which had awsome fuckin ladies preform it-actually just the one in the green 80's shirt with the skirt is fuckin awsomely amazing and rad ass shit.

DUDE1:dude i loved our lips are sealed.
DUDE2:you mean the one with that girl who is in the green 80's shirt with the skirt and is fuckin awsomely amazing and rad as shit.

by judy's kid March 9, 2009

dead baby seal

it happens when you divide by zero

Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.

by godofbc January 20, 2011

clubbing the baby seal

male masturbation

i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting

by snow4fun April 6, 2011

Seal clap

~Noun: When a fat woman claps her two granny arms together, primarily at a beach or other oceanic themed location. seal clapping is often accompanied by the "Arr" type sound of a seal.

~Verb: 'doing the seal' is a rising dance craze where you put your hands behind your head and clap your arms together repeatedly. This can also be accompanied by the seal noise to enhance female magnetism.

~Noun: "Dude, she so fat, look at that seal!"

~Verb: "Come on, let's do the seal clap"

by Seal lover June 16, 2013