Second hand

1. (noun)
The hand on a clock or watch that marks the seconds.

2. (adv)
something that had previous owner, like you're the second owner of it, after the first one.

"I prefer to buy second hand because the brand new one is too expensive"

by Little_m0on July 3, 2012

Secor

A neighborhood in Mahopac, NY, named for the lake at the edge of the neighborhood. This neighborhood is known for its drugs, scum of the earth residents (known as Secorians) and annoying teenage boys. Residents of Secor (especially the teenage boys) are known for smoking weed, skateboarding, biking, and ding dong ditching at ungodly hours of the night. Most Secorians are scum, white trash, dipshits, jackasses, uncultured swines, druggies, alcoholics, and just plain stupid. If you live in Secor, get out and go join a more civilized neighborhood before you die young.

Isn't it obvious that Jason, Jaydon, Avery, and Harris are from Secor? They are stupid as fuck pot smoking skater kids!

by Bitcharoux November 24, 2018

swiss cottage secondary school

School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????

swiss cottage secondary school no money sia

by suzzybaka August 23, 2021

five second rule

A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.

*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*

Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.

by PunkOrNot August 16, 2005

Secondhand Disney channel

When you, unintentionally, know too much about the Disney channel. Because of younger siblings.

Guy: Zach Effron is such a queer.

Guy 2: Who the hell is that?

Guy: The guy who plays Troy in High School Musical.

Guy 2: Dude you got some Secondhand Disney channel going on.

Guy: Yeah my little sister always watches that.

by dylannnnnnnnn October 18, 2008

Ten Second Murphy

When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.

What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!

by Jack Bingeman February 10, 2007

Ploppy Seconds

It's when you poop right after someone in the same bathroom where they just pooped.

"Oh man I got to take a poop"
"I just went, you may want to wait"
"No worries, I'll just get ploppy seconds"

by The Great Jackal March 1, 2009