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samonta

She’s a beautiful and wonderful younglady she’s caring and special inside she has good confident about her self and she is very strong .
Samonta thick thick .
by Therealniya October 6, 2019
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Seaton Delaval

Seaton delaval is a old mining town, now covered with chavs, underage drinking and smackheads. Often seen with 3 people on a bike or a pumped up corsa racing down the street you can guarantee it's a safe place to walk your kids to school
Went to Seaton delaval for a 10a bag and got stabbed, robbed and hit by a car.
by Labourforvote December 9, 2019
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seasonal head

The act of receiving head only during the summer and winter solstices or spring and fall equinoxes. It is used as an act of abstinence or is used by those in tune with the changing of seasons.
“So, you only get head during the solstices or equinoxes?”

“Yes, Karen, it’s called seasonal head.”
by Fried_Sauerkraut October 22, 2019
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seasonally harassed

It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.
i’m being seasonally harassed. help please.
by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019
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Selmonk

Synonym of homosexual.
A Selmonk is someones who's gayness is off the charts dawg.
"This bitch is not only a crate but she's a fucking Selmonk too"
by nourinou January 29, 2020
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semonic

When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.
"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."

"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
by bill1123581321 April 14, 2020
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Season 50 Ep 1

The dreaded last episode of the Peppa Pig franchise, witnessing the death of our beloved character. Be warned this episode contains graphic violence and will give extreme sadness to anyone who might read it.
Peppa Pig and her friends were causing people to die of cringe so they were screaming for Gandalf to help, so they drove to Peppa Pig's house. When they got there they killed Peppa, Mummy and Daddy pig, beat up all of the Playgroup except for Madame Gazelle, lots of people also told them they forgot about Mrs. Cow and she caused people to be hurt and attacked. George (not the one that's not found, i'm referring to peppa's annoying brother) cried in the corner because he was now an orphan and then Technoblade came out of nowhere and stabbed him. Philza-Minecraft watched from a distance and smiled.

Later is was found that the culprits including the now deceased YiYu automaton and Faze-Giuseppe, were considered saviours of their tribe, and returned to dream's mantion where they met an unforgiving end, being poisoned by Peppa Pig's maniacal giggles in combat and taking the short route by killing themselves instead of going insane. Dream mourned the death of his friends, so he decided to go out on an epic adventure that would later be known as, Dream's Bizarre Adventures.
This is the last episode of Peppa Pig and might have been a shock to some people, seeing the return of certain fan favourite characters like: Dream, Georgenotfound and Ms. Cow.
The Guardian: This is the most ambitious crossover event in history, and will be cherished by many for the work of art that is Season 50 Ep 1.
by Faze-Obama March 23, 2021
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