samula

a power word that can be utilised in multiple occasions for multiple purposes. one of which is to counter attack any valid point an inbred troglodyte may have against you. other occasions where samula can be put into play are when you are in a severe state of weakness or a potentially life threatening situation. chanting each letter summons an army of colon gremlins from the very depths of satans colon. said gremlins wil unleash their wrath and cause an absolute unstoppable shit storm ( pun intended ) on the attacker which will leave their anus stretched and creamed

example 1:

timothy: 12 ÷ 2 IS 6. S I X ! !
Sharon: no it isn't
Timothy: YES IT IS

Sharon: samula
Timothy: *visible defeat and frustration*

by ClapithanozCrizpoz October 10, 2019

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Samuel

Samuel is a great person, They can be mean and tough sometimes but they just do it in a spur of the moment, usually good looking and funny they also are special and if you aren't friends with one you need to be NOW!!!

Hey that kid Samuel is cute...

by KingViews February 7, 2020

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Scam

Type of fraud very common on crypto.

The cryptocurrency SAFEX created by Daniel Dabek is a scam.

by LeC_ March 1, 2021

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Samuel

Someone who will tell you things as they are. He wouldn't hide anything from you. He'll give you all the protection you need. Great at being Cuddly and Fluffy. He'll need you just as much as you need him. Make every moment count and make sure to give him headpats every Samuel likes those ;3

Samuel is also an amazing boyfriend who'll never do you dirty. Anyone who's gotta Samuel should be extremely lucky. Don't mess with him or he'll tell you EXACTLY what you are.

Oh Samuel you cutie

Samuel you special lil charm uwu

by TotallyNotDeathWolf April 1, 2021

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Vanity Scam

When your company has received an award from an organization you have never heard of (the U.S. Local Business Association is an example) that is clearly a deceptive marketing tactic similar to the phony domain name or Yellow Pages bills that are sent in hopes your AP department will pay them. Often the incentive (and allure) is a plaque or award certificate for "recognizing that <your company name> has been selected for the 2008 Best of <your town> Award."

Spam email Vanity Scam excerpt: "In recognition of your achievement, a 2008 Best of xxxxx Award plaque has been designed for display at your place of business. You may arrange to have your award sent directly to xxxxx by following the simple steps on the 2008 Best of xxxx Award order form <https://www.uslba2008.net/xxxx> . Simply copy and paste this link into your browser to access the order form:
https://www.uslba2008.net/xxxx"

by Poppymeister December 20, 2008

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