meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

by Johan Spleefster November 19, 2010

Furry Satchel

Vagina.

After sucking on my love spuds she grabbed my pork sword and slid it into her furry satchel.

by Just-in Jizzed-out December 5, 2010

queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

Stink satchel

An unwashed vagina.

She managed to squeeze four snits out of her stink satchel before the age of 21.

by Moira Faulds January 29, 2020

spam satchel

Another name for a vagina

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel

by trisbonky February 20, 2021

spam satchel

Another term for lady parts

She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel

by trisbonky February 27, 2021

Liza Sarchimelia

a girl I absolutely adore but she doesn't give a single fuck about it

Liza Sarchimelia has got the most beautiful eyes in the world

by Hugh_Jass_head November 21, 2021