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Sleeping Simulator

A situation where a game become so boring because theres nothing to do but waiting for something (an event or AI/another player attacking you) to happend. Usually in a Grand Strategy game where youre playing as a more pacifist or minor faction.
Greg: Yo, you wanna try playing Millenium Dawn? I heard it was set in Modern times
Nathan: No thanks, if i really want to play a Sleeping simulator i'd rather play Mobile games
by FridayNuggies July 12, 2023
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sweebing

when my buddy shmarshall does a whorish maneuver on the dancefloor before a nice and healthy brunch with friends
damn shmarshall nice sweebing sweetcakes
by anonymous September 11, 2023
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Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023
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Sleeping with the big mittens on

When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")
"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."
by ndwoods January 16, 2024
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Sleeping Prince

The act of receiving oral while sleeping from ones partner.
The other day i was giving a sleeping prince and it was wonderful.
by Biggpapa420 January 16, 2024
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sleeping pig

A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.
I had the wildest sleeping pig in band camp. 😏
by CristinBurnsInHell July 10, 2024
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sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024
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