Swedish meatball

The source of life, the source of food, the legendars dish that is Also served with potatoes.

*man 1* ya heard about Swedish meatballs?

*man 2* yeah it’s gooder den a bitch

by MrBitchiloid April 5, 2019

Swedish binoculars

When a man lays on his back in bed and the woman proceeds to lay her breasts (particularly large ones for more pleasure) over his eyes and holds one breast per hand as to appear to be looking through binoculars. To spice things up he can also twist the nipples to get a better view ie. focus. The woman can follow up with a nice blowjob.

Yo last night I had the best Swedish binoculars ever. This broad had triple D tits.

by Dinimite4 June 1, 2019

swedish fishin

when u eat a girl out and she has a fishy vag that’s been covered in perfume in order to try to cover up the fishy.

“bro i heard you hookup with stacy last night how was that she’s fucking hot”
“dude it was like swedish fishin that shit was wack, still hot though”

by bruhyeetsmd August 7, 2019

Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.

- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal

by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

Swedish fish

when u twist a dog dick and it turns red

Let’s give Sparky a swedish fish

by itsyaaboifreddmeyt April 24, 2018

Swedish Smokehouse

When you fart and it stinks so bad that it seems to linger for hours.~

Brandon farted and it seemed to linger for a few hours, it was like a Swedish Smokehouse!

by Joel Morgan May 21, 2017

swedish exchange

The act of blowing smoke in one person’s mouth into another’s mouth.

“Bro did you see those girls? They just did a swedish exchange, it was so hot.”

by B1840ndvek November 21, 2017