hop off my sattle

A phrase, similar to, get off me or hop off my nuts.
Not to be taking literally.
Use this phrase when some one is constantly pestering or annoying an individual.

guy1:are we there yet?
guy2:nope
guy1:i need to take a shit
guy2:hold it in
guy1:im hungry, buy me somthing
guy2seriously bro, you need to hop off my sattle.

by getoffmebrosky12 August 27, 2010

seattle

A city in what is obviously "God's favourite" country and Allah's third least favourite (behind Texas and Andorra) where a large number of rather smug individuals seem to live who designate it the world's greatest city despite probably not having visited all the rest of the human cities in the world (or any ant cities or the single sheep populated city in New Zealand). Fucking douche-bags.

John: Oh yeah Seattle's the best!
Sean the sheep: Well have you even visited New Zimbaaabwe?

by The Cockney Reaper January 16, 2011

Seattle

this is the worst place to live on the west coast. It has 2 seasons, rain, and construction. The professional sports teams are all shitty choke artists. There is traffic during all hours of the day and it's basically just a colder portland. except there are no titty bars. Just streets filled with smelly forgieners, pretentious democrats, crank heads, and accidents caused by extreme overuse of cell phones. it also has the highest proportion of single moms there. So there must be lots of deadbeat dads and/or women who are bitchy enough to keep a man away from his own child.

Seattle is Portland's retarded sister.

by Messyjiggler November 22, 2011

Seattle Freeze

What obnoxious out-of-toweners call it when we cultured, refined, artistic Seattleites feel annoyed and bored of them.

Oh my God I was so popular in Sticksville, why is everyone trying to get away from me? Seattle Freeze must get everybody. What, they're hanging out with that person? They don't seem very fun and loud compared to me! Must be a clique.

by Seattletron February 10, 2013

Scatty

used wen sum1 starts a fight or swearing at u

don't be getting all scatty wit meh blaaad, gyal ha tel a cru n dem nigaz gon gun u !!

by d legend messy January 13, 2008

Twat Swatter

used to describe someone who will do all they can to prevent a woman from hooking up with a man.

Jill is such a "Twat Swatter". I would have hooked up with a dude if she didn't hand me a tampon right in front of him.

by black bill bob May 21, 2009

Scatter-shat

The act of shitting on a massive and explosive scale. More projectile than actual terd. Also known as Dynamite-Buttlhole or C-4 Shit.

I am going to go up to Mrs. Jones' desk and scatter-shat in in her face.

by Robo January 3, 2005