swampy

A woman's moist vagina, occuring usually during a state of sexual arousal. The term can also be uased as an adjective to desrcibe a wet vagina.

1. The couple failed to have sexual intercourse due to the fact that the female could not get a swampy.
2. As the two made out in the car,the girl began to become aroused and was starting to feel a bit swampy.

by Chazeene13 July 28, 2008

swamp donkey

n

1)A very unattractive female.

2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.

3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.

1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.

2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.

3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

SWAMBO

She who always must be obeyed.

SWAMBO and I went on our honeymoon.

by TheoHorn September 13, 2008

swampjuice

A military term for home-brew piss. Many Royal Marines are instructed to take a sip of their swampjuice in the mornings in order to determine their waterlevels.

"James ate a shitload of asparagus last night and his swampjuice went toxic. When he treated the lads to a little taste-test this morning, four of them ended up in sick bay."

by Roofus Wainwright July 20, 2008

Mississippi swamp donkey

when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.

o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.

-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!

by beanballz February 27, 2010

Swamp Notch

When poor hygene, and / or prolonged physical activity (sometimes combined with particular clothing that doesn't let skin breathe) develop a sometimes waxy or cheesy build-up in the vagina lips. In the same boat as "swamp ass", but can give you the rotten / fishy-swampstache if your mouth dares to venture near.

After a serious workout at the gym, she was sporting a hearty crotch soup of back and front-door taint mixed with sweat, giving her swamp notch.

by MoLoSFB February 4, 2010

swamp smut

a smelly slut that you would have to have sex with outside next to a swamp because that would be the only thing that smells worse than her

i had to take that swamp smut somewhere that smelled worse than her.

by billy's wife May 31, 2010