Bald swag

an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.

Hair + baldspot = Baldswag

Susy: Wow john is really cool
John: Baldswag

see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.

by Cat Swiftness December 17, 2012

swag hole

(adj) 1. A person that consists mainly of extreme swagger.

2. A person that could contain enough swag energy to become an alternate energy source.

Caroline- "Oh my goodness, Amy! Look at Alex! He's such a swag hole!"
Amy- "Ugh, I know. I wish he would become my best friend so I wouldn't have to pay any electric bills."
Caroline- "Alex is the best!"

by hey!youthere! April 24, 2010

Swag Bank

A safe kept bank of swag

Man he's got a swag bank up in his room everywhere from left to right

by Ztod November 3, 2009

Swag Bandit

Someone who steals everyone else's swag.

Seth: Dude, wanna go blaze?
Max: Chup
Seth: That's my word you swag bandit!

by Scote69 March 17, 2011

Swag323

Immaturity at, it's finest.

Swag323, is a troll in a website called - "Doodletoo". He, continuously, scribbles over people's drawings and says plenty of insults that, a 6 or 7-year-old may say.

For example:

"Ur mom is fat"

"Fck off"

"ur a mistake ;("

Taemin, a user in Doodletoo, says - "Swag323, is a child"

by anonyynona August 10, 2017

Group Swag

When two or more people use the same body fragrance and simultaneously hangout together.

Man, did you notice when RayRay and Jordy40 were hangin out, They must'a had that group swag.

by Raybon88 June 18, 2010

swag

Swag is an annoying word that stupid assholes made up to make themselves sound cool. if you look closely, you'll notice that the more frequently someone says the word swag, the less of it they have. seriously it's fucking annoying.

nick- hey buddy... i was just mackin up these fine ass biddies last night...they were all over my swag

Me- dude, you're a 14 year old white guy that hasn't even kissed a girl yet, STFU!

by TheSpillerr October 10, 2011