Alaskan Narwhal Surprise

When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.

My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.

by Badonski June 11, 2012

October Surprise

When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."

News from October 31: We found Osama!

... although we really had his ass in a cell under the Pentagon the last three years.

by K Dawg Plus September 6, 2004

tinder surprise

Meeting up with someone you matched with on Tinder. However they are the not the person you expect and end up being twice your age with no front teeth.

John: Met up with a match from Tinder the other day
Ben: What was she like?
John: He was 50 and was wearing his birthday suit. It was a Tinder Surprise alright!

by BkS December 2, 2013

egg white surprise

the semen that is ejaculated out of the body through the penis.

when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum

you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis

hey you want an egg white surprise ?

sure

ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''

theres your egg white surprise

by siy January 8, 2009

Muff Slush Surprise

The act of a middle aged women of a moderate weight sliding down a hill. Her pants and underwear must be off, and the hill has to have frigid temperatures and dew must still be on the ground. Upon sliding down, the dew from the hill has collected in the pubical regions of the woman's crotchal area. After obtaining the excess collection, it may be used as spread on various delicacies. Examples include bread, cakes, funnel cakes, cupcakes, cookies, muffins, bagels, salads, and sandwiches.

Mary took advantage of Jim's wedding and made her infamous "Muff Slush Surprise Upside Down Cake."
The guests loved her special topping.

by dr.stevebrule December 17, 2009

the big surprise

its a sex gesture where you think ur fucking your girlfriend... but ur really fucking ur grandma....

originated: cooper b

Cooper: DUDE i was with my girlfriend last night and we were doing it, but then i looked down

Trenton: AND IT WAS YOUR GRANDMA

Cooper: THE BIG SURPRISE

Trenton: OMG THE BIG SURPRISE

by eagermcbeaver October 21, 2010

driscoll surprise

Well... It's when you have two fingers in the girl (Foolin around) anyways, they are your two middle fingers. You have the out two fingers sprung back and ready and at the right moment driscoll surprise or BAM! is called and bam all 4 fingers are in.

Doin a chick in the backseat of her car and BAM! Driscol SUPRISE!

by Bryan February 24, 2005